Fortune cookie lines for day 21 of napowrimo

22 Apr

You will invent a razor that will shave years off your life.

You will have an unexpected grandma in the bagging area.

The pip that you didn’t eat as a child is not growing into a tree inside you.

You will spot a dog in the canal before realising it’s your own reflection.

You will be a beneficiary in someone’s will. You will receive nothing of consequence.

Whatever you do, don’t look behind you.

Oranges must not be used as a flotation device.

You will take a wrong turn with erotic results.

Mississippi is not spelled like this. It’s spelled Mississippi.

You have 5 glockenspiels but you are not an orchestra.

This was tough. I must acknowledge help from my friend who has a fractured mind.

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2 Responses to “Fortune cookie lines for day 21 of napowrimo”

  1. Lorem Ipsum April 23, 2013 at 2:48 pm #

    “You will be a beneficiary in someone’s will. You will receive nothing of consequence.

    Just my kinda dumb luck…

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