Maurice mudge

14 May

Maurice Mudge was one mad moo
A bull in a china shop – it’s true
If you got in his way he’d trample you
Then he’d go through your pockets for a bob or two

Patricia Podge was a porky-pie
Proof in the pudding that pigs can fly
Wrapped up in a blanket on BMI
Was better than being at home in the sty

Constantine Woof was barking mad
A son of a bitch with an odd little fad
For chasing his tail, though no tail he had
A habit he learned as a pup from his dad

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