Election clerihews – for day 25 of napowrimo 2015

25 Apr

David Cameron
Was educated at Eton
That’s not worth a tease
Not like his policies

Ed Miliband
Would like to rule over our land
He doesn’t cut much of a dash
And he wants to spend borrowed cash

Nigel Farage
Should be locked in his garage
I’m not a fan of incarceration
But for him I would make an exception

Liberal Nick Clegg
Seemed to be a really good egg
But when his party gained office
He proceeded to break every promise

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