Risque Snippets

5 Jul

2 pieces of risque micropoetry:

Dentist’s Waiting Room
There’s a porno in the dentist’s waiting room
There’s a porno in the dentist’s waiting room!
Who put it there?
Is it part of the care?
Is it there to ease the pre-extraction gloom?
Relief
I come to your door
You don’t want me anymore
There’s a new man on your back
(I can see his hairy crack)
All I feel is relief
That our liaison so brief
(But so boring nonetheless)
Is over, I guess

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11 Responses to “Risque Snippets”

  1. paula graham July 5, 2016 at 4:31 pm #

    Clever stuff, it I was a man I might have wanted to know which dentist you have! I recognise the feeling of relief when something ends and the decision has been made for you somehow by events or so. At least you do not have to cause hurt or pain yourself!

    • BRH July 6, 2016 at 11:31 am #

      I’m afraid that this is an imaginary dentist. Probably a good job really!

  2. Crow July 5, 2016 at 7:54 pm #

    I really want the second poem to be a story in the porno, hairy crack and all.

    • BRH July 6, 2016 at 11:31 am #

      It is my understanding that it is the hairy cracks that sell pornos every time!

  3. Karina Pinella July 6, 2016 at 3:26 am #

    The crack broke me up and my back. The porno flick might make one salivate and create a pool of drool that would make the dentist slip and . . . blip . . . blip . . .blip . . .

  4. Karina Pinella July 6, 2016 at 3:27 am #

    What more thing . . . blimey!

  5. Karina Pinella July 6, 2016 at 3:27 am #

    I’m spamming, but I’m really correcting. I meant “one” not “what.” Oh, blimey!

    • BRH July 6, 2016 at 11:30 am #

      Thanks KP! We don’t want to overwork the hygienists and their spit-suckers!

  6. Poet Rummager July 6, 2016 at 9:06 pm #

    Lol! You’re getting so good with these ballads — you missed your calling as a song writer (probably rap or country music!). šŸ˜€

    • BRH July 7, 2016 at 7:36 am #

      Thanks! You’re never too old to be a country singer! Rap – I’m less confident of acclaim.

  7. skat July 21, 2016 at 9:48 pm #

    Ha! Ew to the hairy crack!

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