18 Jul

I am blob

Reusable putty-like



Holding up a thing

Gravity defying

But growing old

Less putty-like
Less adhesive

I dropped my thing!

The other blobs are looking at me

I feel sick

Scraped away

My traces erased

Replaced by younger blob

Replaceable putty-like



13 Responses to “Blob”

  1. Crow July 18, 2016 at 2:02 pm #

    This is awesome. Funny and sad at the same time.

    • BRH July 18, 2016 at 2:06 pm #

      Thanks! As I read it back, it feels a bit like ‘Fitter, Happier’ by Radiohead.

  2. Dead Donovan July 18, 2016 at 9:39 pm #

    Great poem! Old blob also cracks under pressure.

    • BRH July 19, 2016 at 7:17 am #

      Thanks DD! The pressure gets to us all sometimes. I imagine the pressure of 6 tonnes of earth (+ headstone) must be considerable?

      • Dead Donovan July 19, 2016 at 7:51 am #

        Yeah, it gets quite heavy. But you know, chicks dig me, man. They take shovels, and they literally dig me out of that hole. It’s not so bad.

      • BRH July 19, 2016 at 7:53 am #

        Ha ha ha!!! 😀

  3. Poet Rummager July 18, 2016 at 9:55 pm #

    Oh, blobby, you’re still cool no matter how old you are. ❤️‍💋‍

    • BRH July 19, 2016 at 7:17 am #

      Aw thanks!

  4. Karina Pinella July 19, 2016 at 3:34 am #

    Blimey, you lost your thing! Quick, append a bling and make it cling.

    • BRH July 19, 2016 at 7:18 am #


  5. paula graham July 19, 2016 at 12:04 pm #

    Bittersweet and very, very poignant, Life to a T

  6. oglach July 19, 2016 at 4:14 pm #

    Plastic surgery disasters. And such. Even the best of blobs can’t fight gravity.

    • BRH July 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm #

      Indeed. Now it’s my turn to thank you for reading! Thank you!

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